Global Pension Wars?
As Governor Rod Blagojevich's Illinois Senate impeachment trial started, he hit the media circuit, answering questions about Oprah Winfrey, foul language and why he won't resign. Blagojevich told CNN's Larry King he considered approaching Winfrey for an open U.S. Senate seat, and after his arrest drew inspiration from Martin Luther King, Gandhi and Nelson Mandela. Poor old 'Blago' is really making a fool of himself but he wants to be king for today and the media circuit is going crazy, lapping it up for ratings. But pension fund presidents could learn a thing or two from Illinois' delusional Governor. As they get ready to report their dismal performances, they might also want to recite some poetry from Rudyard Kipling. More fittingly, they can extol the virtues and benefits of alternative investments and recite Shakespeare's Sonnet 18: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Rough winds do shake the darling buds...